June 2009
2 posts
this could make work fun!  →
Jun 4th
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/06/02/is-adam-lambe... →
Jun 3rd
May 2009
3 posts
my pop culture peeve of the week
There is so much pressure for Adam Lambert to come out as being gay, and i dont understand. This annoyance is mostly directed at perezhilton, who i have really come to loathe over the past 2 months. Everyone knows he is gay. I think that we live in a culture of assumed ” straight until proven gay”. Why does he need to come out in order to make some sort of statement that he is not...
May 30th
too far?
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May 20th
May 9th
Fact about me
i do not do office hugging. i dont care if you were an intern and worked for free, i am not going to reward you with a hug.
May 1st
April 2009
4 posts
i want to plan a party. i wish i could be a party planner for a career. i am thinking about planning some type of party for a cause… maybe to help homeless people, or maybe to raise money for a gay rights campaign. i have been feeling very self involved recently. Maybe i can find a place to volunteer on Saturdays or Sundays. if anyone knows of anything/ has good ideas/ need to have a party...
Apr 28th
Twitter is too voyeristic for me… I am annoyed with online sites right now. We will see how long this blog lasts.
Apr 6th
snuggie 2.0 →
 
Apr 5th
March 2009
2 posts
if this was twitter...
i would tweet at colin that the pasta dish you just posted looks like vomit. today I am offically declaring that I am once again addicted coffee, without it I am grumpy. today i took an hour 1/2 lunch… i feel liberated.
Mar 18th
“The single largest pool of untapped resource in this world is human good...”
Mar 11th
February 2009
4 posts
“Even though many penile fractures can be fixed, it’s probably safer and...”
– Happy Valentines Day!!
Feb 14th
Nothing turns me into acting like a child quite like rain/ the prospect of lighting and thunder.  At least tonight the rain went away quickly.
Feb 6th
maybe I am a little bit racist..
I am having trouble understanding why the Miley Cryus picture is so offensive…I get that is it not politically correct but I simply find the picture amusing. She was there hanging out with a male of Asian decent and he is not bothered by the picture. If someone feels very differently about it I would LOVE to hear your opinion because I just am not getting people’s outrage at the picture.
Feb 3rd
25 things about me..
I have now read well over 25 of the facebook notes that ask the poster to name 25 random things about themselves. I find these totally fascinating and have also discovered that in each person’s list I find that there are traits true about myself. My 25 would consist of bits and pieces of other people in my life. This does not come as a surprise to me, but rather, is an illustration of the...
Feb 3rd
January 2009
4 posts
I flirt with boys like I am 13.
Jan 29th
Obama/Reality TV
I watched the inauguration this morning in an office that has multiple tv’s. The inauguration was on a large screen tv but on a smaller tv next to it Oxygen was on. While Obama was being sworn in the Bad Girls Club was on. While i was very intrigued and inspired by Obama I also found myself reflecting on reality tv and the implications the last 8 years have had on what we view as...
Jan 21st
Thing that have changed in my life becuase of my...
1) I no longer hear Ryan’s voice in the morning, this is an issue. 2) I actually have to dry my hair before leaving (I used to just use the heater and dry my hair sitting in traffic on Santa Monica) 3) I am on time to work. 4) I do not pass whole foods on my way home/ I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GET FOOD! 5) I do not randomly call people while bored driving home, It will take more effort for me...
Jan 8th
Still got it.
Today I had a converstation with an assistant I have never met about how I missed my true calling in life by not being born a Brisish Male (which he is). After this comment he quickly ended the converstation with a sigh. Today I learned it is possible for me to posess my normal ackward converstation skills over the phone. This pleases me, the corporate world will not tame my need to make...
Jan 8th
December 2008
10 posts
Dec 23rd
i have reached a new low...
i just bought clothing to be delivered to my house in Dayton so that i dont have to do laundry/pack clothes to take with me. …i cant decide if it is better or worse that I am fully aware of how lazy and unnecessary  this was. Ohh well one more thing to look forward to!
Dec 23rd
The Los Angeles County Coroner has a website...... →
 I am a personal fan of the women’s beach towel.
Dec 21st
Empty apartments make me happy because they make me feel optimistic about the possibilites of the future.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
Overheard at the office...
“I think we should have economic crisis every year at the holiday season, it is getting me out of buying so many presents this year.” Now, I know that this was said to be a joke but it really angered me to hear it… For Christmas this year I think I am just going to make donations to charities in people’s names. I wish I had time to volunteer, I think I am going to start...
Dec 16th
Dec 13th
Dec 4th
Dec 2nd
November 2008
10 posts
Today I got a job...for real
I got a job. I dont know if it is what I want… but I know it will be good, and with the econonmy/ potential actors strike I decided I did not have a choice but to take the job. Televsion for women it is. I think i am most excited about not having to deal with creepy parking lot guy.
Nov 26th
I am from the midwest where we do not have...
My boss makes me speak in spanish and it embarrasses me how uncultured I am. I am going to start getting Spanish languange books. I think that will be my new years resolution.
Nov 25th
Teen Kills Self on Justin.tv -- Update | Threat... →
Nov 22nd
Rant.
I am a nice person. I am easy going and extremely forgiving. I feel like everything around me is trying to push me to have a hardershell and to be more selfish. I get taken advantage of because I dont want to upset/ impose on others…. and I wind up screwed. grrrrr. I will remain optimistic that I can survive and live my life without turning into an inconciderate person.
Nov 22nd
Scratch and Sniff is not just for Kids. →
I cannot wait! I think this is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time.
Nov 21st
TARGET
A year ago at this time I was starting my first job in retail America as a cashier  at Target… mandatory breaks, watching some court tv program with people 3 times my age, judging customers as they came through my line… I sorta miss that job. It does not feel like the holiday season, i think mainly because I feel so isolated from home and the things that I usually associate with this...
Nov 19th
The first night I offically felt old.  →
Nov 19th
I finally got my car back. I hope that this means my life will have a little less stress than the past few weeks. I cried on the phone 5 times to complete strangers (Insurance people). That is not like me.
Nov 18th
Election
McCain supporters booed every time John McCain said Brarack’s name in his speech yet, the crowd at Grant Park applauded when McCain’s name was mentioned. I wonder if this is a reflection of how people handle defeat or a refection of the type of person who supported each candidate.
Nov 6th
Today I learned that I feel short when winding up in the middle of  a group of the UCLA Women’s basketball team.
Nov 3rd
October 2008
12 posts
this morning we were reading the laffy taffy jokes...
Happy Halloween!! Everyone’s invited to join us for Lifetime’s Halloween bash! Please plan to bring your children to join in the fun!! Halloween Trick or Treat Party & Luncheon on Thursday, October 30th! Trick or Treating for the children will begin at 12pm On the 8th, 9th, & 10th floors at each office/cubicle location Please have your children dress up in costumes and bring...
Oct 30th
i have to drive a pt crusier for 3 weeks.
Good afternoon, Miss Graves So sorry for the delay in getting this info for you The total damage to the vehicle was for 3,610.55 and the projected completion date is 11/17 if you have any ??????? please let me know I will be glad to assist you any way i can. THANK YOU Lucy @ Custom Auto Craft
Oct 30th
Pop!Tech: Machine Therapist Bonds With Her Blender →
Machine Therapy?!?! No thank you. I do not want to co-exist with machines. Humans live with machines they do not live with us! The line between human and machine countinues to blur…creepy.
Oct 21st
Oct 18th
Work is an emotional rollercoster. I think it is because I am at the mercy of not my own feelings but of those around me. I can supress my emotions so that should mean I dont have to put up with other people’s right?
Oct 18th
this is a typical e-mail from my mom...
Dh77wcg@aol.com to me show details 7:04 AM (9 hours ago) Reply You OK with the fires? If they are near you and they tell you to evacuate, don’t mess around. Pack up what you can and get out of there! You should probably spend 30 min or so thinking about a priority list of what you would take with you. It also wouldn’t hurt for you to have an emergency kit in your car and...
Oct 15th
WatchWatch
Wisit is my new favorite reality personality. He just makes me so happy. I want to watch a him and Jeff Lewis hang out for the day…
Oct 14th
OU Weekend
I had more ackward/ forced converstations in one night than I have had in a long time. It is interesting to stand in circles of conversation and watch  people who demand attention instead of having a group converstation where they are interested in what other people have to say.I hope I am not one of those people, but I think I am sometimes. I learned that you can take La Cienega all the way to...
Oct 13th
FREE DISNEY TICKETS ARE NOT JUST FOR KIDS →
After seeing the commerical for free tickets to disney parks on your birthday for the 100th time I decided to check it out. I figured it was for kids, but no it is for everyone!!! I now know where I will be on Febuary 24th.
Oct 11th
ListenMadeline Adams “I Left the Lights...
Oct 10th
I lied. I found my own layout. Now I am sure Whitney and I can still be friends.
Oct 10th